Epic Mega King Gods of Total Annihilation, by Super Huge Tough Lords

Epic Mega King Gods of Total Annihilation

by Super Huge Tough Lords

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1.	I'm Fucking Huge 01:02	lyrics
Holy fucking shit I’m fucking huge!! My beard could eat your beard for breakfast I can bench press your smelly, ugly face With my cock While my sperm beat up your ugly sisters’ ovaries The only reason I fucked her was to annoy you With my cock I once picked up a cow And threw it into the sun Punched a hole through Ayres rock I eat bricks just for fun I drink liquid asbestos Floss with an oxy torch My blood is made of razors I killed off the dinosaurs
2.	I Fucked a Belt Sander 00:45	lyrics
My dick is made of calluses’ My cum is made of acid Even after my 13th load I still cant go flaccid When it need to wank I go the two hander When I need to fuck I fuck a belt sander After my session I leave the ceiling sticky Its hard to drive a car With a 10 foot stiffy
3.	Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position 00:35	lyrics
I have raped so much It has become the norm Always raping all the time I’m starting to get bored We walk in the gentle breeze Under the orange autumn trees Holding hands romantically Look in your eyes and sigh deeply Sit down now upon my knee I hold a flower in my teeth Indulge my boring fantasy Consensual sex in missionary Fuck it, I’m too lazy To treat you with respect So I’ll stab you in the throat And rape you when you’re dead
4.	Guns don't Kill People, I Kill People 00:40	lyrics
Look at me sideways I’ll hit you with a train Eat your torso with some sauce And tap dance on your brain Fart in my direction I’ll rip out your tongue Use it for fishing bait And rape your dog for fun Guns don’t kill people, I kill people! x 4 If you spill my beer I’ll spill your guts Fill your empty eye sockets With cigarette butts If you scratch my car I will eat your son Then your wife will clean my face After I am done
5.	I put my Balls in your Coffee 01:09	lyrics
OOOUUUUUUUUCH! Fuck! That! Hurt! I stuck em in boiling water No wonder my balls are burnt But it’s totally worth it To see your stupid face As you sip your coffee And chew on my lice I hope you the sweat Fresh from off my nuts If you wanna lose the taste Your toothbrush’s in my butt But its totally worth it To see your stupid smile And see streaming from your teeth The blood from my piles

about

After I accidentally created the universe by shitting, pissing and cumming all at the same time, I figured the humans who inhabited said universe needed to know how much better than them I was. So I built a guitar out of dust and Grezlitonium (an element I also just invented) , downtuned it with my boner and burped out some tunes in between beers. I also bought an awesome car. So fuck you.